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鍵盤俠|布克比SGA更能抱怨&假摔！奧薩爾和阿門只練彈跳不練投籃

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[賽后帖]??魔術(shù)勝活塞奪賽點(diǎn) 貝恩22+5 班凱羅18中4 坎寧安25+9+8失誤

雙方數(shù)據(jù)

活塞（1-3）：坎寧安25分9板6助2帽、哈里斯20分6板、杜倫12分8板3助、斯圖爾特8分3板1助8帽、羅賓遜7分1板、奧薩爾6分9板1助2帽、格林5分5板2帽、詹金斯3分2板4助、勒韋爾2分5板3助2帽、許爾特1板。

魔術(shù)（3-1）：貝恩22分5板1助、小瓦格納19分5板3助4斷、班凱羅18分8板4助、卡特12分11板4助2帽、凱恩8分9板、席爾瓦6分4板1助、薩格斯5分2板2助2斷、比塔澤2分6板2帽、布萊克2分2板。

[–]Hornetsaiden3buckets 4020 points 4 hours ago

Paolo and Suggs combined shot 5-31 from the field

黃蜂球迷：班凱羅和薩格斯合計(jì) 31 投 5 中

然后贏了。

[–]Timberwolvestree-hugger 835 points 4 hours ago

Suggs 1-13 from the field and tied for the team lead with +17.

森林狼球迷：薩格斯 13 投 1 中，然后正負(fù)值 + 17 并列全隊(duì)第一。

[–]Australiaroyalewlthcheese 2947 points 5 hours ago

Ausar deadass looks like he’s never shot a basketball before.

Growing up did him and Amen just practice their vertical jump and guard each other without a ball?

球迷：奧薩爾看著真他媽像以前從來(lái)沒(méi)投過(guò)籃一樣。

從小到大他跟阿門是不是光練垂直起跳，然后不拿球互相對(duì)位防守了？

[–]CelticsRrypl 773 points 4 hours ago*

Must've been a windy backyard or something lol if you shoot a jumper that ball's going to the neighbors

凱爾特人球迷：估計(jì)是后院風(fēng)太大了吧哈哈，要是投個(gè)籃估計(jì)球都要飛到鄰居家去了

[–]Heatcleo22270 2126 points 5 hours ago*

Jamahl Mosely is in the process of “Mike Budenholzer’ing” himself into keeping his job, while — simultaneously — JB Bickerstaff is Mike Budenholzer’ing himself out of a job.

Textbook case of Schr?dinger’s Bud.

熱火球迷：賈馬爾?莫斯利正在用 “布登霍爾澤式” 的表現(xiàn)保住自己的帥位，與此同時(shí) ——JB?比克斯塔夫正在用 “布登霍爾澤式” 的表現(xiàn)砸掉自己的飯碗。

簡(jiǎn)直是教科書般的薛定諤的布登。

[–]Full_Durian_8171 1394 points 5 hours ago

this series has cost duren his max extension

球迷：這輪系列賽打完，杜倫的頂薪續(xù)約合同沒(méi)了

[–]Pistonsmiggly 713 points 4 hours ago

Good, he's playing like fucking dogshit.

活塞球迷：好得很，他打得就像一坨狗屎。

[–]Raptorsonefootback 999 points 4 hours ago

the pistons are so much worse than i imagined they’d be i can’t believe this team won 60 games. i get that the magic “aren’t your regular 8th seed” but it doesn’t matter the pistons are straight up embarrassing for a 1st seed

猛龍球迷：活塞比我想象的還要爛得多，我簡(jiǎn)直不敢相信這支球隊(duì)能贏 60 場(chǎng)。我明白魔術(shù) “不是普通的第八號(hào)種子”，但這不重要，活塞作為東部第一簡(jiǎn)直丟人現(xiàn)眼

[–]PacersDrak_is_Right 957 points 4 hours ago

Orlando Magic Player used shoot:

It was ineffective.

Detroit Piston Player used pass:

It hurt itself in its confusion.

步行者球迷：奧蘭多魔術(shù)球員使用了 “投籃”：

沒(méi)有任何效果。

底特律活塞球員使用了 “傳球”：

它在混亂中擊中了自己。

[–]LakersDaBusDriva2 824 points 4 hours ago

Close enough welcome back 2011 Grizzlies

湖人球迷：差不多得了，歡迎 2011 年的灰熊隊(duì)歸來(lái)

[–]Thunderhomefree122 682 points 5 hours ago

Fuck it, a win is a win. Just give the ball to Bane

雷霆球迷：管他呢，贏了就是贏了。把那該死的球交給貝恩就行了

[–]Mavericksmiregalpanic 548 points 4 hours ago

Nobody cared who he was until they gave him the ball

獨(dú)行俠球迷：在他們把球交給他之前，沒(méi)人在乎他是誰(shuí)

[–]Lem__Mann7 657 points 5 hours ago

Duren got Teabagged!!! ????

球迷：杜倫被騎扣羞辱了?。?！????

[–]ClippersJimmy0034 582 points 5 hours ago*

we're witnessing a man lose 240 million live on TV

快船球迷：我們正在電視上見(jiàn)證一個(gè)男人弄丟 2.4 億美元

[–]Thunderhomefree122 635 points 4 hours ago

I’m still trying to determine whether Detroit going down 3-1 was the most predictable or least predictable thing to happen

雷霆球迷：我還在琢磨底特律 1-3 落后到底是意料之中，還是最不可思議的事情

[賽后帖]??雷霆橫掃太陽(yáng)！首輪唯一4-0！SGA31+8 杰倫·格林25中10

雙方數(shù)據(jù)

雷霆（4-0）：亞歷山大31分2板8助、霍姆格倫24分12板3助2斷、米切爾22分4板6助、哈爾滕施泰因18分12板3助、卡魯索14分4板1助、華萊士10分4板4助、喬6分、杰林·威廉姆斯3分1助、杰林·威廉姆斯3分1助、維金斯2分2助、多特1分1板

太陽(yáng)（0-4）：布克24分6助、格林23分6板4助4斷、狄龍23分4板3助、吉萊斯皮20分2板2助、阿倫12分3板3助2帽、伊戈達(dá)羅8分8板4助2斷、奧尼爾8分7板2助、馬盧阿奇2分2板、馬盧阿奇2分1板、布耶2分、弗萊明1板2斷

[–]SpursDirtAndShovels 183 points 3 hours ago

RIP Suns bros. Solid debut season from Jordan Ott despite having to navigate the injury plague.

馬刺球迷：太陽(yáng)老鐵們安息吧。盡管不得不應(yīng)付傷病潮，喬丹?奧特的執(zhí)教處子賽季還是相當(dāng)穩(wěn)健的。

[–][OKC] Detlef SchrempfAIaska 384 points 3 hours ago

This series taught me that Dillon Brooks shoots 100% when it’s time for a fake comeback

雷霆球迷：這輪系列賽教會(huì)了我一件事：只要到了 “假逆轉(zhuǎn)” 的垃圾時(shí)間，狄龍?布魯克斯特么就是百分百命中率。

[–]SunsKuntsaw 151 points 3 hours ago

Game almost out of reach? Booker gets his numbers and makes it look like its semi achievable. Its the hope that kills you.

太陽(yáng)球迷：比賽幾乎交代了？布克開(kāi)始狂刷數(shù)據(jù)，搞得好像還有點(diǎn)希望追回來(lái)似的。最搞人心態(tài)的就是這種虛無(wú)縹緲的希望。

[–]Thunder--Alec-- 90 points 3 hours ago

Nobody hits 3s like Brooks when down 11 with ninety seconds left

雷霆球迷：在還剩 90 秒且落后 11 分的情況下，沒(méi)人能像狄龍那樣瘋狂進(jìn)三分。

[–]ThunderiCarpet 211 points 3 hours ago

OKC just letting Ajay go Dion Waiters for a whole 8 minutes in the fourth was hilarious

雷霆球迷：雷霆第四節(jié)居然讓米切爾化身迪昂?維特斯，硬生生掄了整整 8 分鐘，這特么太搞笑了。

[–]ThunderTPFRecoil 140 points 3 hours ago*

Legit felt like Mark was telling him "We're up in the series. We have wiggle room. You're now the lone creator in a 4th quarter against a full Suns team that can and will swarm you. Figure it out."

Honestly respect it. Ajay needs those experiences to grow.

雷霆球迷：真心覺(jué)得馬克像是在跟他說(shuō)：“系列賽咱們領(lǐng)先。咱們有容錯(cuò)率。現(xiàn)在第四節(jié)你是唯一的持球大核，對(duì)面全主力的太陽(yáng)能且一定會(huì)瘋狂包夾你。你自己想辦法解決吧。”

說(shuō)實(shí)話，很瑞思拜。米切爾需要這種經(jīng)歷來(lái)漲球。

[–]76erslivefreeordont 69 points 3 hours ago

Coach telling everyone to clear out then Mitchell getting ripped by Grayson Allen was pure comedy

76 人球迷：教練讓所有人拉開(kāi)單打，然后米切爾被格雷森?阿倫直接生斷，這畫面簡(jiǎn)直是純純的喜劇。

[–]Sunstg131 429 points 3 hours ago

The Thunder are incredibly frustrating to play. Every player can shoot. Every player is a plus defender. Shai gets whatever shot he wants. They are always in control. And their coach wins every challenge. Just a different level than this Suns team that was a pleasant surprise and a legitimate joy to watch this year.

太陽(yáng)球迷：打雷霆真的讓人無(wú)比絕望。人人都能投籃。人人都是正防守價(jià)值。亞歷山大想怎么投就怎么投。他們永遠(yuǎn)掌控著局面。而且他們教練的每一次挑戰(zhàn)都能成功。和今年這支給人帶來(lái)驚喜、看球體驗(yàn)極佳的太陽(yáng)隊(duì)相比，雷霆完全是另一個(gè)次元的存在。

[–]ThunderiCarpet 193 points 3 hours ago

Every player can shoot

It’s either 20% or 50% honestly ??

雷霆球迷：人人都能投籃

說(shuō)實(shí)話，我們要么準(zhǔn)成 50%，要么鐵成 20% ??

[–]Australiaroyalewlthcheese 139 points 3 hours ago

His assist numbers don’t show it, but Shai’s playmaking has significantly improved this season.

While inexperience and inconsistent offense outside of Shai played a huge role in OKC have two 7 games series last season. I also think Shai’s playmaking skills weren’t quite good enough, especially when he got double teamed. He’s able to read the double teams a lot better this season. At this point even doubling him seems negligent

球迷：亞歷山大的助攻數(shù)體現(xiàn)不出來(lái)，但他這賽季的組織能力確實(shí)有了質(zhì)的飛躍。

雖然上賽季雷霆打了兩輪搶七，很大程度上是因?yàn)榻?jīng)驗(yàn)不足以及除亞歷山大外進(jìn)攻不穩(wěn)定。但我也覺(jué)得那時(shí)候亞歷山大面對(duì)包夾時(shí)的出球能力還不夠火候。這賽季他閱讀包夾的能力強(qiáng)太多了。事到如今，連包夾他感覺(jué)都像是在送人頭。

[–]HornetsBeetle919 99 points 3 hours ago

Shai averaged for the series 33.8/3.8/8.0, on 67.8 TS%.

黃蜂球迷：亞歷山大這輪系列賽場(chǎng)均 33.8 分 3.8 籃板 8.0 助攻，真實(shí)命中率高達(dá) 67.8%。

[–]Mavericksrazorbladesnbiscuits 100 points 3 hours ago

Shai has got to the be the creamiest player in the NBA, there will be no stopping him and the boys

獨(dú)行俠球迷：亞歷山大絕對(duì)是 NBA 打球最絲滑的球員，沒(méi)人能阻擋他這幫小伙子們。

[–]Thunderhomefree122 90 points 3 hours ago

Unbelievable game for our starters. SGA with 31, Chet with 24, Ajay with 22, Hartenstein with 18—and shout out to our man Lu with 1 point.

雷霆球迷：首發(fā)打出了一場(chǎng)不可思議的比賽。亞歷山大 31 分，霍姆格倫 24 分，米切爾 22 分，哈爾滕施泰因 18 分 —— 當(dāng)然還得致敬咱們豪砍 1 分的多特。

[–]Full_Durian_8171 162 points 3 hours ago

what i gathered from this series is devin booker is exactly the type of player the world thinks shai is. - non stop complaining - non stop baiting - non stop flopping

that $70mil a season going to age like milk

球迷：這輪系列賽讓我看明白了，德文?布克就是那種全世界以為亞歷山大是的那種球員?！?不停地抱怨 —— 不停地碰瓷 —— 不停地假摔

他那 7000 萬(wàn)的年薪遲早要臭大街。

[–][OKC] Nick Collisonlibertydabbing 97 points 3 hours ago

If someone says Shai complains too much, they genuinely just don't watch okc play basketball

雷霆球迷：要是有人說(shuō)亞歷山大抱怨太多，那他們絕對(duì)特么沒(méi)看過(guò)雷霆的比賽。

[賽后帖]??掘金輕取森林狼追至2-3 約基奇27分11板16助蘭德?tīng)?7+9+6

雙方數(shù)據(jù)

掘金（2-3）：約基奇27分12板16助2帽、穆雷24分4板7助4斷、斯潘塞·瓊斯20分3板1助3斷3帽、約翰遜18分6板5助3斷、卡梅隆·約翰遜11分5板3助2斷、布勞恩9分2板3助3斷、瓦蘭丘納斯9分2板1助、小哈達(dá)威8分、布朗7分2斷、泰厄斯·瓊斯3分2助

森林狼（3-2）：蘭德?tīng)?7分9板6助、道蘇姆18分3板4助、海蘭德15分1板1助、香農(nóng)15分1板、麥克丹尼爾斯13分3板1助、里德12分8板1助、李凱爾4分3板6助、康利4分1板4助、戈貝爾3分7板2助2斷、貝蘭熱2分1板、克拉克1板1助

[–]NuggetsAzpilicueta_The_Goat 690 points 2 hours ago

No two teams hate each other like these two in the current NBA

掘金球迷：在當(dāng)今聯(lián)盟中，沒(méi)有哪兩支球隊(duì)像這兩隊(duì)一樣互相仇恨了。

[–]MaxiePippins 243 points 2 hours ago

Valanciunas face turned so red in that 4th lmaooo you could tell he wanted fight so bad

球迷：瓦蘭丘納斯的臉在第四節(jié)憋得通紅，笑死我了，你能看出來(lái)他是有多想打架。

[–]KnicksTheoMoneyG 293 points 2 hours ago

As soon as Naz went down that game thread turned into a warzone ??

尼克斯球迷：里德一倒下，比賽討論框立馬變成了戰(zhàn)區(qū) ??

[–]NuggetsEggplantAlpinism 129 points 2 hours ago

It's nice being a seasoned internet veteran, and able to chuckle at the dumpster fire rather than wading into it. That was embarrassing from everyone involved

掘金球迷：作為一個(gè)經(jīng)驗(yàn)豐富的資深網(wǎng)民感覺(jué)真好，能對(duì)這垃圾堆一樣的場(chǎng)面付之一笑，而不是深陷其中。所有參與其中的人都挺尷尬的。

[–]Thunderhomefree122 260 points 2 hours ago

I think most of us had a feeling this game would be a win for Denver. Game 6 will be a banger

雷霆球迷：我覺(jué)得我們大多數(shù)人都有預(yù)感這場(chǎng)比賽丹佛會(huì)贏。G6 絕對(duì)會(huì)是一場(chǎng)火星撞地球的大戰(zhàn)。

[–]SpursGGezpzMuppy 115 points 2 hours ago

lol one these two gonna be bloody and bruised for the second round, keep killing each other.

馬刺球迷：哈哈哈，這兩隊(duì)中的一支到了第二輪肯定會(huì)被扒層皮，繼續(xù)互相殘殺吧。

[–]Timberwolvestrashpanda1738 228 points 2 hours ago

Big brain strat to get all the turnovers out of our system tonight. Game 6 will be flawless!

森林狼球迷：今晚把所有的失誤都用光，這波是高智商策略。G6 我們將會(huì)完美無(wú)瑕！

[–]NuggetsDentistFun2776 181 points 2 hours ago

The worst 3-1 comeback of all time commences

掘金球迷：史上最爛的 1-3 大翻盤正式開(kāi)始了。

[–]TimberwolvesUWMN 117 points 2 hours ago

Cut my life into pieces

森林狼球迷：把我的生活切成碎片吧。

[–]Bullsivandragostwin 164 points 2 hours ago

Feels like Game 6 will be the actual game 7 of this series.

Teams can get hot but it’s tough to picture this undermanned Twolves team beating the Nuggets in Denver.

They still play insanely hard and physical which, major credit to their culture but they don’t have the horses if Denver is playing well offensively, and at home they almost always do.

公牛球迷：感覺(jué) G6 才是這輪系列賽真正的搶七。

球隊(duì)可能會(huì)手感火熱，但很難想象這支缺兵少將的森林狼能在丹佛擊敗掘金。

他們依然打得非常努力且充滿對(duì)抗，這很大程度上要?dú)w功于他們的球隊(duì)文化，但如果丹佛在進(jìn)攻端表現(xiàn)出色，他們就沒(méi)有足夠的資本去抗衡，而在主場(chǎng)，丹佛幾乎總是能打出好進(jìn)攻。

[–]TimberwolvesSwishBender 144 points 2 hours ago

If you watched a lot of the Wolves this season you wouldn't think way more turnovers would be the immediate result of losing Ant and Donte

Shout out to the Denver role players this next game or two will be interesting.

森林狼球迷：如果你這賽季經(jīng)?？瓷掷堑谋荣?，你就不會(huì)覺(jué)得失去愛(ài)德華茲和迪文岑佐會(huì)立刻導(dǎo)致失誤大幅增加。

向丹佛的角色球員致敬，接下來(lái)的一兩場(chǎng)比賽會(huì)很有趣。

[–]Timberwolvesyatooooooooooo 111 points 2 hours ago

Nuggets fan dream. McDaniels got clipped a few times, offense humming, Jokic good, blowout win. Sadly for my heart, we’ve got a series again…

森林狼球迷：掘金球迷的夢(mèng)想成真了。麥克丹尼爾斯被吹了幾個(gè)犯規(guī)，進(jìn)攻端運(yùn)轉(zhuǎn)流暢，約基奇表現(xiàn)出色，一場(chǎng)大勝。但對(duì)于我的心臟來(lái)說(shuō)很不幸，系列賽懸念又回來(lái)了……

[–]WizardsUMPIN 94 points 2 hours ago